Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!
Teacher:This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say? Pappu: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir.
Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where's the wagon? Pappu: Oh, the horse will draw that.
Pappu: My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Bunty: Which girlfriend? Pappu: Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet!
Santa: Look at neighbour's daughter, she got top position in her board exams. Pappu: I failed because I kept looking at her!
Santa: How did you fare in the final exam? Pappu: Totally under water. Santa: What do you mean? Pappu: All below 'C' level!